Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Your shoulder sent the pain to your knee and now it hurts to walk. Bummer.

I wish I could get rid of this headache . . .

[Plaidman]

Granted. But now you have somatalgia.

I wish I could drink cherry pepsi all day.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you're going to be up all night peeing . . . take a pillow and a blanket and learn to sleep sitting on the john.

I wish these plants would water themselves so I don't have to . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But they forget to turn off the faucet and flood the place.

I wish someone would bring me a banana split.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But the banana split for the Mexican border during transport . . . sorry.

I wish I had a pink Blackberry . . .

[Dave1982]

Granted. But the banana split for the Mexican border during transport . . . sorry.

I wish I had a pink Blackberry . . .

Granted! Here's some pink berries! They're yummy!

I wish for a slow, calm day at work tomorrow.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you caught the flu the night before and are stuck at home in bed.

I wish I could figure out what I'm hungry for . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But no one has any.

I wish I didn't have to go out in the rain.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now it's hailing chunks of ice the size of baseballs.

i wish tomorrow doesn't suck like i think it will

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But instead of it sucking, it'll blow chunks at ya. Take an umbrella with you . . .

I wish my hair wasn't shedding . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now you have hypertrichosis! hope you like cleaning drains...

i wish i had a little more than just enough money to cover bills this month

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You have just enough to pay the bills plus 2 whole pennies.

I wish the reorganization of my room was finished already. It's getting tiring.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But a couple of dogs came chasing a cat through your room and now everything's been turned upside down. Bummer.

Why can't I get enough Ice-T today?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Why can't I get enough Ice-T today?

Because you love the name Tracy for a boy.

I wish DGoddess was in the right game...

[hinakiba777]

Granted. She is now stuck forever in the wrong answers game. She will never get another right answer.

I wish I had the courage to talk to my friends brother.