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Granted! Now it rains everyday.
I wish my kitty would stop waking me up.
I wish my kitty would stop waking me up.
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Granted. Your kitty has something shiny swinging from it's paw and is meowing "Yeow feow veow sweow-wy". Your credit is maxed out and your pantry only contains kitty treats.Quoth Bramble View Post
I wish I had another 8-string bass guitar like my old one.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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you do! only you're missing your g string...
i wish the IRS would stop having "technical difficulties" so i could efile my damned taxes already.If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! Now you owe them 25 cents.
I wish the kitties would come snuggle with me.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted! But they prefer snuggling with your face.
I wish I had my own car (and wasn't afraid to drive it).Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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granted! your first time out, you get pulled over and your license pulled
i wish The Boy comes home on wednesday instead of fridayIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! But they need you at work!
I wish I could teleport home with my car so I don't have to drive.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted! Since you didn't want to drive, we left the car. However, you forgot the air in the space you teleported into, so BSE => 1.4MT nuclear explosion. At least you're bright now...Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I wish I didn't miss my ex...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Granted! Your aim is much better this time.
I wish these pills weren't so damn big.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. As my mother's doctor responded to her identical plaint:
"They're chewable!"
(for a fireball you're very type-ey
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I wish I had all the rest of my LP's dubbed to CD's/MP3's so I could play them while I'm on the bus.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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granted! only they're backwards and now you want to burn things...
i wish i had marshmallowsIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted. But they all melted and you're just left with marshmallow cream . . .
I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow morning . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Granted! Now you get insomnia and can't sleep at all!
I wish my car hadn't broke down.Comment
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granted! it broke up...into a tree. and now you can't get it down
i wish i hadn't watched 10 minutes of "the whale that exploded" cuz now i don't wanna eat anything ever.If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! You watched the whole thing. And it made you really hungry.
I wish it was time to go home.Comment
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