Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! Enjoy your new Bomb Squad position!


I wish that they would hook up our cameras at work.

GRANTED! Expect a pink slip in 2 weeks after "Big Brother" decides he didn't like something he saw you doing!

I wish I was still at home, in bed, oblivious to the world.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish I was still at home, in bed, oblivious to the world.

Granted! You slept alllll day long! Oh, wait, that was me. (I did, actually. It's 5pm and I've been up about 20 minutes.)

I wish someone would come cook me some dinner.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! hope you like goulash

i wish there was no war

[Magpie]

i wish there was no war

granted! (absolutely no way to corrupt that one)

I wish I could get the @#$@% shawl blocked.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! its now blocked...in a ice block!

I wish my legs didn't hurt so badly from all the walking I did friday.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You lose all feeling in your legs and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of you life.

I wish my friend would stop canceling our plans every time i want to go dancing.

[Magpie]

I wish my friend would stop canceling our plans every time i want to go dancing.

Granted! Now your friend just stands you up instead.

I wish I could stop taking things out on everyone who's around me.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you start taking things out on people no where near you... ala deathnote.

i wish my packing was done, nothing was broken, and everything labeled clearly.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But then you realize you accidentally packed something you really need, and it's in the very bottom of the hardest-to-reach box.

I wish my medicine was done.

[Magpie]

Granted! You have finished your medicine. Too bad you still need it for another week.

I wish my shoes weren't salt-encrusted.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! You have finished your medicine. Too bad you still need it for another week.

I wish my shoes weren't salt-encrusted.

Granted, they're now covered in DOG POO!

I wish I had the day off again today. The last 2 days weren't enough time to get all the stuff done that I needed to get done this week.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! infact your boss just told you about the permenant vacation that you were just handed....it came written on a nice pink slip of paper too!

I wish my hip wasn't hurting so badly for no reason lately.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. It hurts cuz someone beat you with a wet noodle.

I wish for the coughing for to be stopping now, please.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now you can't stop meowing

i wish i knew where my wallet was

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! its running down the street in a bum's hand!

I wish my group character creation goes well saturday.