Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Sorry 'bout that flat tire...

I wish my apartment would clean itself.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! its now all in the closest in front of all your clothes!!! but there isn't a spec of dirt in the entire apartment!

I wish I wasn't so bored house sitting for my parents.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish I wasn't so bored house sitting for my parents.

Granted! Dealing with the police after the breakin is so much more interesting.

(I shouldn't say anything as I will be housesitting for my own parents next month.)

I wish I could take a vacation.

[Sarlon]

dog's wont let anyone break into the house...

GRANTED! you just got a permanent vacation provided on a pretty pink slip of paper!

I wish the idiot driving around the block would turn his bass down and stop rattling the windows ><

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now he's parked in your drive way and his music's louder

i wish my tummy didn't hurt

[Sarlon]

granted! now your head hurts from the bass player outside my house is now so loud it plays at your house too.

I wish the dogs would stop barking at the moon since there is NOTHING out there ><

[hinakiba777]

Granted they star barking at you. But only when you are sleeping.

I wish, that I had the change machine had money so that i can do laundry. And that given the chance to do said laundry, the machine would not destroy my clothing. Really I just wish all my clothes were clean, dry, and not damaged or shrunk. I'm on the edge of desperation.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except you just lost 50 pounds and 6 pants sizes, and now no longer fit.

I wish it would rain so that my knee would stop hurting!

[Magpie]

Granted! You'd better get working on that ark though...

I wish Jagermeister didn't have juniper in it. (We found this out the hard way, and hubby's allergic).

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except, now everything else he enjoys drinking has juniper in it....including water for some reason.

I wish spring would stop being so teasing >< and go back to being RAIN NOT SNOW!

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! except you just lost 50 pounds and 6 pants sizes, and now no longer fit.

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! ^-^

I wish spring would stop being so teasing >< and go back to being RAIN NOT SNOW!

Granted. Your house gets Flooded due to snow melting so quickly and the never ending rain.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However, the ark didn't pass it's inspection due to faulty wiring and plumbing. Time to go back to square one.

I wish I could find that dingbat coworker and strangle her for calling out of work today . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. However, the ark didn't pass it's inspection due to faulty wiring and plumbing. Time to go back to square one.

Shouldn't that be back to cubit one?

I wish I could find that dingbat coworker and strangle her for calling out of work today . . .

Granted! But she comes back to haunt you for the next 30 years.

I wish my voice would come back already!!

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! it comes back and you sound like your father now....almost uncannily.

I wish I could sleep in my own bed tonight.

btw.....whats a cubit? >.>

(yes I know what a cubit is just finishing the joke)

[Cookie]

I wish I could sleep in my own bed tonight.

Granted, but you have an epic bedbug infestation.

I wish I was already moving!