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Granted. Humanity is at peace, but the Romulans are coming........
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"We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
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Granted. Your invisible wish has
I wish the commercials weren't so annoying.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. The commercials are now fantastic, but TV shows, movies and radio now suck big time.
I wish I won the Powerball.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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This would be something new?Quoth XCashier View Post
You did! It's this new little electrical gadget...I don't really know what it does...I wish I won the Powerball.
I wish for my boss to approve my half-personal day this Friday.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. Half of you has the day off, the other half has to go to work.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I wish it hadn't rained so much today."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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Granted!! It wasn't rain, it was sleet and your car died while your out in it and you are stuck exactly where your car stopped for hours.
I wish I could get a break, this week has been stressful."I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish
...Beware the voice without a face...Comment
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Granted! You have now broken both your legs and will be in traction for the next couple weeks!Quoth NightWatch View Post
I wish I would win the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Granted! Now you have to clear a publisher's house.
I wish I could get to work on my comic."For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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Granted, but after riding your comic to work for three days, you are forced to go into hiding before they section you.
I wish I wasn't the only one awake"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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This is a little too close to true.......Quoth XCashier View Post
Easily granted! You now spend your nights "entertained" by street people, vampires (the sparkly kind, not the cool kind) and the folks who call Gravekeeper on his overnight shift. You begin to beg to be alone again.Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
I wish I had a dog.Last edited by sms001; 08-24-2009, 09:47 AM.Comment
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Granted. *hands over a hot dog*
I wish for a pay raise."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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Granted. Double the pay. Working 80 hours a week.
I wish I lived somewhere else.Comment
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Granted. You now live on the sunny side of Mercury. Have fun when all the liquid in your body boils away.Quoth 411guy View Post
I wish I was skinnier."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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Granted. You are literally nothing but skin and bones and make Kate Moss look like a sumo wrestler.
I wish I could be a movie star.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Your wish is my command. Unfortunately you're starring in 8 mm pornos with some big, hairy, sweaty fat guy who smells like moldy old socks and pee.
I wish I could retire.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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