Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You start Sunday Morning before dawn!

Sadly there is one shift that does start around then. I have worked the night shift Wednesday night, the evening shift Thursday, and the morning shift on Friday before. IT's PAINFUL

I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted! There is massive droughts, you can no longer shower and everything is dying.

I wish my mother didn't vaccuum while I'm sleeping. It wakes me up

[Magpie]

Granted. Your carpet looks like mine did until recently (crutches and vacuuming don't go together). And if it's a hardwood floor, she sweeps instead, and you get "crash, clang, bang" all the time.

I wish I had more time to cook.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! now all you do IS cook and not eat.

I wish my manager would switch the 8am meetings at noon.

[Magpie]

Granted! Noon YESTERDAY. And he didn't tell you!

I wish I didn't have to go to this conference.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! now you have to look for a new job.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[Magpie]

Granted! Your friends see how hyped up you are, and convince you to try a Red Bull for their entertainment. Horrible things ensue. (Me, base this off of real life? Never!)

I wish I had lasagne I could eat.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. But we ate it before you could!!!

I wish everyone on Customer Suck was happy ^-^

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! now the forum dies cause no one has reason to post anymore.

I wish my headache would go away.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But the medicine give you a stomach ache instead.

I wish my parents would let me take my car out for a bit.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but you get a flat tire 5 minutes out

i wish custody of The Child gets taken away from The Boy's ex

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But the Boy doesn't get custody either.

I wish I could visit my friend

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But you can't get back home.

I wish my engine light would go off.

[Magpie]

Granted! The car breaks down so thoroughly that the engine light goes off.

I wish I had more time.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you have time, but nothing to do so you sit around so bored you eventually go completely bonkers and you start running around wearing nothing but old newspaper and bits of string, yelling the ferrets are eating your toes.

i wish the grass would dry so i can mow the lawn

[Magpie]

Granted! But your lawnmower breaks.

I wish they made reel mowers with more adjustment, so you didn't have to cut the grass insanely short every time.