Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish you were here.

Granted! But seeing as I'm now 3 hours away from home and have to work in the morning, you have to stay up all night to drive me home, and then drive yourself back to your place, so you get NO sleep before you have to go to work!

I wish I didn't have to work for a living. It's for the birds!

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! You are now a billionaire for suggesting all our jobs could be done by budgys! We are ALL coming to get you.

I wish that my brother's birthday today will be the best 24th birthday anyone has ever had. I love my big brother ^-^

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but his 24th and 1 day is the worst day ever

i wish war didn't exist

[Magpie]

Granted.

I wish Green_Fairy would stop posting wishes that you can't in good conscience corrupt.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! All of greeny's wishes are corruptible. Even the ones not in this thread.

I wish for an HTC hero.

[ZedOmega]

I wish for an HTC hero.

Okay, but without the battery, cables, and service, you've got a pretty cool-looking paperweight.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but none of them come true

I wish The Boy's ex would stop being an idiot already

[Magpie]

Granted. She thinks of very clever ways to make your lives hell.

I wish I could decide if I should go to the Forks or not.

[Green_Fairy]

forks? as in forks, washington? what, looking for sparkly vamps?

i wish those books had never been written

[Magpie]

Granted. But I recommend you stay out of bookstores, you really won't like what you find there.

And I've been torn about going and seeing tourist destinations.

I wish Green Fairy had granted my previous wish.

[Green_Fairy]

lol sorry ^_^
granted! you go to forks and get attacked by teenyboppers because you say vamps shouldn't sparkle
(i know, different forks. but...oh well )

i wish i had booze

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But as she didn't know you meant "The Forks, Winnipeg" (awesome place BTW) she sends you on a six month, you can't leave, trip to Forks Washington with 50 Twilight fangirls.

I wish I could decide which of my many novels to read.

[Magpie]

Granted! But the alpaca gets to it first.

I wish I didn't have such a long trip home from the airport on Saturday.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! your flight is delayed until Monday!!!

I wish I understood this stupid poncho pattern.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but turns out it's not a poncho but a pair of slippers

i wish i had a pet cow