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Granted. But you don't have enough space for the necessary "compost" pile.
I wish I had more interesting hobbies.
I wish I had more interesting hobbies.
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granted! but you don't have enough time for it
i wish i were the egg manIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted, but I am the Walrus!
I wish I didn't need sleep.Comment
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granted! but you go crazy cuz your subconscious doesn't have an outlet anymore
i wish i had the stuff to make a fuzzy navelIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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The High Priest is an Illusion!Comment
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Granted! YOU love it so much that you do it for free. You have no money!
I wish I had a puppy or a kitten.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Granted! As an added bonus, your pit bull puppies comes free with a lifetime supply of prosthetic fingers!
I wish I could get drunk at work.My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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Granted! Unfortunately, you're so drunk you let by some obvious fake IDs and the place gets shut down.
I wish the city hadn't banned keeping chickens.Comment
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granted! now everyone has chickens and there's too many eggs. they start going bad in the street and the whole city smells like sulfur
i wish i didn't feel like hiding under a blanket for most of the dayIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! The blanket wants to hide under you!
I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Okay, little tweaking of the nerves here, shift of the posture there... okay, your shoulder pain is now your back pain. Enjoy!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I wish I could go back to sleep right now.My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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granted! and you never wake up
i wish it was warm rain instead of cold rainIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! It's so warm you start to cook if you stand in a puddle.
I wish I hadn't eaten that.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted! You missed the best food ever.
I wish my grandmother would stop giving me so much stuff.Comment
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granted! she never gives you anything ever and she never wants to see you again
i wish my garden grows well this yearIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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