Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you didn't do them at all and that causes its' own problems

i wish my dog would be less smelly

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Somehow he bites his own nose off and now he can't smell anything.

I wish this show wasn't on so late.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they cancel it and it never airs again

i wish i had a full set of chain-mail...and the body strength to wear it

[ZedOmega]

granted! they cancel it and it never airs again

i wish i had a full set of chain-mail...and the body strength to wear it

It arrives on the same day you see a news report of a rampant dragon not two blocks away. Good luck!

I wish I had $500 right now.

[Magpie]

Granted! You also have an extra $600 worth of bills.

I wish I didn't need to carry my tree up and down the stairs.

[BookstoreEscapee]

granted! they cancel it and it never airs again

I wouldn't be devastated. It was the season finale of Dancing with the Stars and it was 2 hours long and ended at 11pm. I wanted to go to bed.

I wish I didn't need to carry my tree up and down the stairs.

Granted! You have to drag it up Mt. Everest, instead.

[Green_Fairy]

i wish BE had made a wish :P

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted!

I wish my AC worked better. 88 degrees out at 10:19 pm.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your house turns into a walk in freezer and your die of hypothermia.

I wish my dust allergies weren't so severe that they stopped me from cleaning my room. (Oh the irony.)

[ZedOmega]

Hmm... switch the dust allergy for an allergy to cleaning products... okay, there ya go.

I wish there was a store open within walking distance right now.

[Green_Fairy]

granted. hope you're in the market for giant rubber fists and stuffed sheep.

i wish The Boy could come home early

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! He comes home to surprise you on the day you decide to go visit him instead!

I wish for my car to not have any major problems brewing (engine stopped while I was stopped at a light on my way home. Luckily it started right up and didn't do it again...).

[Magpie]

Granted! The problems aren't brewing, they've fully developed.

I wish that I had enough yarn for this project, and was secure in that knowledge.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you have too much yarn. you have so much yarn, it's filling all of your rooms floor to ceiling and you're stuck

i wish i had a new pair of shoes

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! they are BRIGHT pink with neon laces, and purple polka dots.

I wish they would approve my over time at the promised rate of $18/hour in USA currancy.