Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Magpie]

Granted! But you have to do 72 hours of overtime this weekend.

Green Fairy: and that's a bad thing how?

I wish I hadn't forgotten my water bottle.

[Sarlon]

Granted! But you have to do 72 hours of overtime this weekend.

Green Fairy: and that's a bad thing how?

I wish I hadn't forgotten my water bottle.

seriously? how is this a bad thing...almost $1800 paycheck for a week...

granted! but you now are stuck with stagnant water and nothing to refill it with!

I wish it would RAIN this afternoon to help cool it down.

[dalesys]

FSM: Sarlon!
S: Y-y-yes?
FSM: How long can you tread water?
(...and I'm not telling if the elephant is PG...)

I wish my #2 son was getting married closer than Yosemite.

[Magpie]

Granted! You are now hosting a 500 person reception in your backyard.

And Sarlon, lack of sleep can be (literally) fatal.

I wish my program would just @#$%@$# work already.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! The program begins to run smoothly right before all the computers blow up.

I wish my brother wouldn't go out all night with his friends on day he made plans with me.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! he breaks plans with you and hangs out with his friends instead

i wish the lawns would mow themselves

[hinakiba777]

Granted! The tiny blades make it impossible for you to enjoy your lawn.

I wish that my mother would let me get a kitten.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! it's the evilest kitty ever and eats all your socks

i wish i had a fish in a dish

[lobo94]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's improperly prepared fugu-poisonous Japanese blowfish-and you end up dying.

I wish I were a superhero.

[ZedOmega]

Done! Now go and fight crime with your newfound powers of intuitive snail ranching!

I wish I knew what tomorrow night was gonna be like.

[Green_Fairy]

it's gonna suck. seriously. a black hole is going to open up in the middle of your city and suck everything around it in

i wish my cat and dog would get along

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! They get along so well you now have a litter of baby catdogs to deal with.

I wish for the plants to live this time. (Roomie just came home with plants for the balcony. Again.)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! They take over your apartment!!!

I wish Greenie would go on Skype!

[Green_Fairy]

NEVAR!!eleventy!!
(actually, my skype's been acting weird lately. i need to get off my lazy duff and reinstall it)

i wish this week!

[Magpie]

Granted! I have no clue what exactly you wished for, so I'm fairly sure that what I'm giving you isn't actually what you wanted

I wish I hadn't thrown the little girls in the air quite so many times yesterday. (owie)