Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You didn't throw them at all and they are cranky because you wouldn't play with them.

I wish I had new posters for my bedroom at home.

[Magpie]

Granted! Let's see... I post here, so does Rummy, Green Fairy, and Squeak!

I wish I had fabric for my dress.

[hinakiba777]

Granted, but it's itchy and an ugly color.

I wish that the plan to bring home a kitten will go smoothly.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But once he's home...hoo boy, watch out!

I wish my laundry was dry and the rain was stopped so I could go home.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but the moment you step out the door, it starts raining again and your clothes get all wet

i wish i knew what my cat was dreaming about that makes her twitch so much

[ZedOmega]

Your cat's dreaming that it's Tweak from South Park.

I wish I knew what to make to eat right now.

[Magpie]

Granted! You know what to make. Unfortunately you don't have the ingredients to do so.

I wish I didn't have to take the bus to work.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You have to hitch a ride on the back of some guy's motorcycle.

I wish for a thunderstorm.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! i lasts for a month and because it's so bad, you can't go out and you starve to death

i wish my poor dog didn't have allergies or whatever's making her sneeze, cough, and breath funny

[Magpie]

Granted. You have them, and cough, sneeze and breathe funny so much that your dog is terrified.

I wish that we didn't have so many important events this coming weekend.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they're all moved to monday morning

i wish my brother has a safe flight in

[ZedOmega]

Thankfully he does, but unfortunately for everyone at the airport, so do half the children ever mentioned in a Sightings thread.

I wish it were possible to fix a laptop by just smacking the stupid thing.

[Racket_Man]

Granted but you smacked it with a ten pound sledgehammer and now all you have is little laptop flacky bits on the table

I wish my company would get smarter

[Magpie]

Granted! The company is so smart it can do the work without any employees!

I wish VIA hadn't changed the 6-pak rules

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they discontinued it instead!

i wish i know what these "rules" were and how they were changed.