Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you have to go to japan instead

i wish i spoke japanese as well as i can speak english

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You now speak horrible English.

I wish I had a bowl of ice cream. Delicious ice cream that won't make me sick.

[Magpie]

Granted. Here's your ice cream, and here's a microscope so you can see it to eat.

I wish I knew what to make for dinner tonight.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Too bad caviar and filet mignon are so damn expensive...

I wish for the weather to stay just like today.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You get Today's weather from Antartica!

I wish I didn't have to go to Newfoundland tomorrow night

[Magpie]

Granted! You need to go this morning instead. On the plane that just left.

I wish I had remembered to book the time I need off from my volunteering.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. But your boss denies you the time off.

I wish that getting all my stuff tomorrow will go smoothly, and I'll have a safe trip on the ferry, and I'll sleep well on the ferry.

[Magpie]

Granted! But you end up taking the infamous train... (Is that one still running?)

I wish I wasn't feeling dizzy.

[hinakiba777]

Granted now you are very nauseous.

I wish my room was clean and organized.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But now you can't find anything.

I wish I hadn't wound up taking that detour...

[lobo94]

Granted-but the original route was so snarled up with a traffic jam that the detour would have saved time.

I wish I were Doctor Thaddeus Bodog Sivana, the rightful ruler of the universe! Heh heh heh!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted-but the original route was so snarled up with a traffic jam that the detour would have saved time.

Actually, a traffic jam was the reason for the detour - I couldn't get over to my exit.

I wish I were Doctor Thaddeus Bodog Sivana, the rightful ruler of the universe! Heh heh heh!

Granted! But you've just been overthrown!

I wish I could play with the baby some more.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. The baby keeps waking you up to play and you get tons of time with him/her, but no sleep.

I wish my mother would just leave me alone about stuff.

[ZedOmega]

Okay. Now she's constantly calling you about every single bit of minutia ever conceived. Like, every five minutes during daylight hours. I'd skip out on Christmas this year...

I wish this thread on Fratching would just hurry up and be approved so I can edit my latest SC thread!

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but somehow a SC hacks both sites and deletes them

i wish i had a live-in masseuse i could pay with compliments