Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Magpie]

Granted, but she's awful, and makes you feel worse than when she started.

I wish I knew that my assumptions were valid.

[NateTheChops]

Granted, but she's awful, and makes you feel worse than when she started.

I wish I knew that my assumptions were valid.

Granted. But it doesn't matter because no one cares whether you appreciate it or not.

I wish to become well known for my writing.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You are that author that every school child dreads.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! hope you like mars

i wish i knew why my dog's afraid of heater vents

[Magpie]

Granted! As the heating-duct-monster messily devours you you realise that this is what your dog was worried about.

I wish I had less of a twisted mind.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But now you're no fun...

I wish my cat would stop sticking her feet in my face.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! But now you're no fun...

I wish my cat would stop sticking her feet in my face.

GRANTED! She decides to stick her smelly BUTT in your face, instead! You now have a very LITERAL case of Cat Butt Face!

I wish that every single one of the men, everywhere in the world, that ever forced themselves on an unwilling woman, would all wake up tomorrow morning, and they'd all have no dick and no balls!

[NateTheChops]

GRANTED! She decides to stick her smelly BUTT in your face, instead! You now have a very LITERAL case of Cat Butt Face!

I wish that every single one of the men, everywhere in the world, that ever forced themselves on an unwilling woman, would all wake up tomorrow morning, and they'd all have no dick and no balls!

Granted. Except now they're transgendered.

I wish non-stereotypical gay men were easier to identify.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but all the homophobes of the world descend upon them and...squish

i wish the dogs next door would stop being so annoying and aggressive

[Tsiyeria]

Wish granted. Your children now need therapy because of frequent dog humpings.

I wish that my paychecks were larger.

[NateTheChops]

Wish granted. Your children now need therapy because of frequent dog humpings.

I wish that my paychecks were larger.

Granted. You now have a larger piece of paper with much larger printing that tells you how little you are making.

I wish everyone I worked with would be on the same page as me.

[hinakiba777]

I wish my mother would just leave me alone about stuff.

Okay. Now she's constantly calling you about every single bit of minutia ever conceived. Like, every five minutes during daylight hours. I'd skip out on Christmas this year...

I'm confused about how this is supposed to be corrupting my wish. It looks like you didn't grant it at all.

I wish everyone I worked with would be on the same page as me.

Granted. You and your fellow employs are shrunken down and now live on page 62 of the company hand book.

I wish that it will be warm on my vacation next week. I don't want to get sick because I'm swimming in the cold.

[phantasy]

Granted! It's so sunny and warm that you get sun poisoning all over your skin.

I wish I could afford a ful-day spa treatment without missing work.

[Magpie]

Granted, but you have an allergic reaction to what they're using on you.

I wish I hadn't put my foot in my mouth today. (Discussing the plans of what I now know is his ex-girlfriend with a friend).

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you put your arm in there instead

i wish kuwait would answer their phones