Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but the dolphins leave and the sharks come in. hope you have a metal cage

i wish i had red chucks

[BookstoreEscapee]

i wish i had red chucks

Granted!

I wish for cooler weather this weekend.

[Green_Fairy]

Granted!

you are fired

I wish for cooler weather this weekend.

granted! hope you like snow!

i wish mailing my brother's water glasses to him doesn't cost too much

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! they are garunteed to be there...tomorrow....for $5....hope he is REALLY good at puzzles.

I wish I could get all my money BEFORE I leave for my trip

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but your trip is canceled!

i wish it would cool down a bit in my room

[Tsiyeria]

i wish it would cool down a bit in my room

Granted! Your AC will not turn off for love nor money. Hope you've got some thick blankets.

I wish people at my job would stop getting injured.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they start going upstairs and disappearing instead. then it turns out that there really is no second floor and it was all a perception filter and...i've been watching too much dr. who.

...i wish i had a TARDIS

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! welcome to your 2 inch blue box!

I wish my cat would be more accepting of the fact I'm leaving for vacation sunday and will be gone 2 weeks.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! He throws a party to celebrate and trashes the place!

I wish my court thing was done with.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! but the ruling was NOT in your favor!

I wish I could get some sleep!

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you'll wake up in a few centuries...

i wish i had a pineapple

[BookstoreEscapee]

GRANTED! but the ruling was NOT in your favor!

There is a part of me that would be OK with that so I can just say Fuck him and be done with the whole thing.

i wish i had a pineapple

Granted! Must have hurt to sit on it like that!

I wish this bug flying around my apartment would leave.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! it leaves. but...then it comes back with about 200 of it's friends.

i wish my dad doesn't ask me to help sand the dresser mom bought as the electric sander makes my arms go numb/tingly/hurty

[hinakiba777]

Granted! He DEMANDS you help. But knowing the electric sander hurts you, he tell you to do it all by hand with sheets of sandpaper.

I wish that Lovable Manager would actually answer the phone when she tells me to call. I'm getting sick of leaving her messages.

also,

lol you just made my lip involuntarily twitch. i hate that stuff with every fiber of my being

BWHAHA!!!! It's funny because yarn is made of fibers! :P

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! except you never answer the phone now when she calls.

I wish it wasn't so hot.