Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Whiskey]

GRANTED!!! except you never answer the phone now when she calls.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted! You've been relocated to Antarctica on a 25-year employment contract.


I wish I was working in Psych Research already.l

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except your the subject they are studying

I wish it would rain here in TN and give me REALLY nice weather in the bahamas

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your house floods while you are on vacation killing your cat.

I wish my mother would stop pestering to try calling my manager again.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However your manager is now pestering you on his own accord. And he only wants you for the hours you can't work.

I wish the weather wasn't quite so hot here.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It is one degree cooler now.

I wish I was caught up on my magazine reading.

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! You go blind from reading so much tiny print on glossy pages in a short time.

I wish that I was the most knowledgable anime fan in the world.

[Tsiyeria]

Granted. Now no-one will talk to you or spend time with you, as you being the most knowledgeable makes you a know-it-all. Insufferable.

I wish that my eyes didn't strain so easily.

[hinakiba777]

Granted you are blind. Not eye strain now.

I wish that my doctor's appointment was earlier that 7:30. I'm in a lot of pain.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It's at 6:25:36 exactly. Don't be late!

I wish I had sent for this information sooner.

[Magpie]

Granted! And you put it somewhere safely away when it came. So safely that you can't find it now that you need it!

I wish I wasn't going camping this weekend.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! you are going camping every weekend after it.

I wish people would stop making my hotel seem like it's haunted.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! it longer seems haunted. it is haunted

i wish i had a set of these or one of these

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You have both, but the BBQ blew up.

I wish to sleep well tonight.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you sleep too well and you don't wake up til next year

i my dog would stop being afraid of thunder

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your dog is now scared of all the ghosts that USED to be at my hotel. (did you really have to corrupt my wish to make this place haunted. Working night shift alone is hard enough without ghosts)

I wish my parents hadn't "Fixed" my sleep schedule. Since now working night shift is hard.