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  • #1366
    Granted! It KILLED HER!

    I wish I had a pizza.
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • #1367
      Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
      Granted! It KILLED HER!

      I wish I had a pizza.
      GRANTED! I have arranged for Potomac Pizza here in Maryland to deliver to you a large Nelson Eddie, or as I like to call it, THE MOST DISGUSTING PIZZA KNOWN TO MAN!!! Enjoy!

      I wish I had the power to make every godsdamned speed trap camera in the state of Maryland spontaneously implode!
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • #1368
        Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
        GRANTED! I have arranged for Potomac Pizza here in Maryland to deliver to you a large Nelson Eddie, or as I like to call it, THE MOST DISGUSTING PIZZA KNOWN TO MAN!!! Enjoy!

        I wish I had the power to make every godsdamned speed trap camera in the state of Maryland spontaneously implode!
        Granted! 1 thousand 5 year old children will die on Tuesday when they walk by the cameras as they explode.

        I wish the internet would stop cutting out and just run smoothly.
        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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        • #1369
          Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
          Granted! 1 thousand 5 year old children will die on Tuesday when they walk by the cameras as they explode.
          That's why I said IMplode!
          I wish the internet would stop cutting out and just run smoothly.
          GRANTED! It now runs at a smooth, steady, RELIABLE... 56 kbps! Have fun web surfing like it's 1999!

          I wish for the Jack-booted thugs that run Montgomery County, Maryland to all die in a fire!
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • #1370
            Granted! It's the same one that takes out the rest of North America.

            I wish I had one of those Nelson Eddie pizzas, with cheese (or good vegan substitute thereof) that I can eat.

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            • #1371
              Granted! Unfortunately, it's all you can eat. Ever.

              I wish work would stop cutting my hours.
              Question authority, but raise your hand first. -Alan M. Bershowitz

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              • #1372
                Granted! You're working 161 hours next week.

                I wish that people would stop serving hot dogs and hamburgers for the pot lucks and just put the effort into serving something nice.

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                • #1373
                  Granted! everyone shows up with Quiche Florentine and Cornish Game Hens. They mock you for the tray of squares you brought.

                  I wish that my back and tummy didn't hurt
                  Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                  Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                  Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                  • #1374
                    granted! now your knees and elbows are killing you

                    i wish i had an even burning grill
                    If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                    i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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                    • #1375
                      Granted. However, the flames, while of equal tempature and equal diameater, it is completly around the grill and shoots a mile in the air. Have fun cooking.


                      I wish I had some decent food besides ramen.
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                      • #1376
                        Quoth Plaidman View Post
                        Granted. However, the flames, while of equal tempature and equal diameater, it is completly around the grill and shoots a mile in the air. Have fun cooking.


                        I wish I had some decent food besides ramen.
                        Granted. Chef Ramsay taught you how to cook a feast but went apeshit on you when you dropped a spoon so you wound up in prison for beating him senseless.

                        I wish for world peace.

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                        • #1377
                          Whirled peas, you say?

                          I wish I knew what to do with my lfe.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #1378
                            Granted! You know exactly what to do, but now How to do it.

                            I wish I wasn't in pain.
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • #1379
                              Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                              Granted! You know exactly what to do, but now How to do it.

                              I wish I wasn't in pain.
                              Granted. You're dead.

                              I wish Chinese buffet's weren't so expensive.

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                              • #1380
                                Granted! They're 25 cents a head, and all the local homeless guys who are off their meds show up every meal.

                                I wish that being a girl didn't involve so much painful grooming.

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