Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted. Grooming is now painless but you have to do ten times as many things.

I wish that i hadn't been sick on my two days off.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now you're sick for two days and have to work.

I wish I could finish up this fanfic tonght so I can start on another one. . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! everyone dies and no one likes it ^_^

i wish i knew why it feels like i got punched in the shoulder

[taurinejunkie]

Because you just got punched in the shoulder. Let me find whoever did that and cause them great pain.

I wish I knew what the fck is wrong with me.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you have cancer...of the pinky!
it must be amputated

i wish i was a water bender.

[Plaidman]

Granted! You have the magical power of bending water. As long as you use curved pipes to bend running water.

I wish just that something good would happen to me.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You are my friend. (It's funny because it's true. I am a good friend to have)

I wish that my Magsafe Adapter hadn't stopped working. (That's the cord that powers my laptop and charges the battery)

[Magpie]

Granted! Your laptop died instead.

I wish that I knew how to fix my dress back.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You know how to fix your dress back but have forgotten how to sew.

I wis hthe giant moth would go away. And all bugs would stay out of my hotel.

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

Granted! It's been replaced with a rat infestation!

I wish I could take a trip to Ireland.

[Magpie]

Granted! But the volcano erupts again, cancelling all trans-Atlantic flights.

I wish my parents hadn't had their tour of Ireland cancelled.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Their plane crashes into the ocean because the pilot flew through the volanic ash

I wish I wasn't so tired.,

[Mytical]

granted, but now you can never sleep, stop moving, or rest..ever.

I wish I had my own book deal.

[Magpie]

Granted. But you also have writer's block.

I wish that physio wasn't so bloody painful.

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

Granted. But now everything ELSE is.

I wish I had a window with a view in the office.