Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! there's 7 feet of snow and more is falling

i wish The Boy could come home for a weekend so i can get some cuddle time in

[Dave1982]

Granted, but when he gets there, this happens:

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I AGREE

I wish I could skip tomorrow and go right to Tuesday.

[Mytical]

Granted, but now you will relive that same Tuesday for eternity.

I wish I had a teleporter.

[ZedOmega]

Sure thing. The second you use it, someone telefrags you. Good night.

I wish I had some beer right now.

[Magpie]

Granted, but it's gone skunky.

I wish my dress had turned out.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. It turned out terrible.

I wish I had some dinner.

[Dave1982]

Granted. Tonight we're serving fresh gagh. Enjoy! (for non Star Trek fans, be warned that the link is on the gross side).

I wish I could relive this day over and over (I had a very good day).

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but you're reliving it in the body of someone that had a really shitty day

i wish i knew what to do

[Magpie]

Granted! You know what to do, but it something you really don't want to do.

I wish I had the motivation to do my work.

[Dave1982]

Granted! You are now highly motivated to work, but this comes at the expense of your boss's motivation to pay you.

I wish I had a delicious slice of strawberry rhubarb pie.

[Magpie]

Granted. But it was made with no sugar (cookies for the reference)

And pay? What is this pay of which you speak (grad student, after tuition I make about half full-time minimum wage). Actually I make more than that. But my supervisor isn't paying me - I got a scholarship.

I wish I could get that scholarship again.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. But the criteria to keep it are so impossible you've been forced to give up sleep and food.

I wish I had a job lined up for the fall.

[chrislb]

granted. but you get paid in bison bucks and your boss flees the country.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However it's already due . . . with interest. Sucks.

I wish I could be someone else for a week.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You're Justin Bieber!

I wish my car didn't break down.