Aren't I too old for you? Maybe you don't know how old I am...has it ever come up?
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why are they keeping The Boy another night? i want him back...we need to break in the new sheets i bought today ^_^
Quoth Becks View PostAren't I too old for you? Maybe you don't know how old I am...has it ever come up?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Quoth Green_Fairy View Postpsh. age is just a number. and some people like older partners...Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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It is farking cold in here.
Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostYay! Hugs are better than drugs!Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 11-23-2009, 11:00 PM.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostYay! Hugs are better than drugs!
Right now, I'm thinking that burglars SUCK and I hope the cops catch the ones that broke into my neighbor's house a bit ago.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostIt is farking cold in here.
Some days I'm not so sure about that...
1) Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth!
2) Show me a machine that gives sex for 25¢ and I'll swear off candy.
... or was that Candy?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth dalesys View PostTwo stickers seen on a vending machine eons ago:
1) Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth!
2) Show me a machine that gives sex for 25¢ and I'll swear off candy.
... or was that Candy?
Thanks. What does the amount of candy in my apartment right now say about my sex life...I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostThanks. What does the amount of candy in my apartment right now say about my sex life...
Right now I'm thinking that sex is like air... you never notice it until you aren't getting any."Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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I'm thinking that I'm feeling sorry for myself and I don't know why.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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I'm thinking Becks should cheer up because her new facebook profile pic is lovely"Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm thinking gaspode just made me blush.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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I'm thinking when I facebookstalk my exes, I get a seriously sick pleasure out of discovering their new girlfriends are uglier than me, bitchier than me, and make them more miserable than I ever did.
I'm thinking I'm a horrible person for feeling better about myself every time an ex gets a new girlfriend with a unibrow/big nose/infected facial piercing.
I'm also thinking about how I like it when my female friends get with ugly guys because that means there's more hot guys for me.
And finally, I'm thinking that I need to stop telling myself I'm not superficial because apparently, deep down I really am.
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