Why The Hell . . .

[Nurian]

Because in this economy, we have to feel like we're saving SOMETHING!

Why the hell is it you can only get a baked potato in certain restaurants after 4PM?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Too many holes in the condoms from the tax?




Because Stale Lavender just doens't sound as nice.


Why the hell can't I think of another good Why the hell?

You've just experienced a phenomenon known as Brain Block. You need some Brain-Un-Block.

Why the Hell do we even have a Daylight Saving's time if we don't get any more time out of it?

[Shpepper]

And now, in approximately the words of the late great George Carlin, why the hell is prostitution illegal? Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal??

Too many holes in the condoms from the tax?

Why the hell does it matter if Raid (bug spray) now has a "fresh lavender scent"?

Because Stale Lavender just doens't sound as nice.


Why the hell can't I think of another good Why the hell?

[flybye023]

Why the hell does it matter if Raid (bug spray) now has a "fresh lavender scent"?

[Jester]

Why the hell do people complain about $3.00 a gallon gas while sipping on a $6.00 cup of coffee?

Oh, that one's easy, and one we learned at this website a long time ago: because people are fucking idiots.

And now, in approximately the words of the late great George Carlin, why the hell is prostitution illegal? Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal??

[Shpepper]

They aren't children, they are disguised bloodhounds.



Why the hell do people complain about $3.00 a gallon gas while sipping on a $6.00 cup of coffee?

[MergedLoki]

Because they can follow the trail of sugary goodness like a bloodhound

Why is it that when we mail something on a truck it's 'shipping' but when it's on a boat it's 'cargo'?

[Misanthropical]

because you can't resist us.

How on earth do my children manage to find where I hide my chocolate stash?

[Shpepper]

The same person who put the ram in rama lama ding dong.

Why the hell am I answering this when I have no why the hell to ask?

[LewisLegion]

Why the HELL do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

I actually know the answer to this. Parkways usually go through public parks. Driveways were named because they used to be big loops that allowed carriages to drive up to the house and then drive out to the street again...hence the name, driveway.

And Plaidman, you don't suck at life unless you give up

What I want to know is, who put the bop in the bop shu bop shu bop?

[Plaidman]

Well, your a mom. Moms know everything.


Why do I suck at life?

[Misanthropical]

because they want you to snap their hands off and slap them in the face with their own hands.

Why do people think I have all the answers for their problems? Do I look like the oracle of Delphi?

[Salted Grump]

Why the HELL don't MMPRPGs have pants for female characters? I hate skirts!

Play Guild Wars. Everyone Except Dervishes and Paragons get the option of Pants, and it's equal-opportunity. So you can see big, burly warriors wearing Skirts.


Why do people try to rub my belly for good luck?

[fireheart]

Just because?

Why do Avenue Q songs keep getting stuck in my head?

[draggar]

The opposite of progress?

Why the HELL so they call it a Mobile station when it doens't move???