Dear Mr. Graceffa,
It's illegal to block driveways and we have your tax information in a safe spot. Also, we sent a copy of your letter to the police because of your threat. If you want your car back, you need to come down to the impound lot and pay the fine. By the way, the fine is $200.
Sincerely,
A. U. Tocar
Manager
Dear Santa Claus,
My children sent letters to you that involved items that they wanted for Christmas. On Christmas Day, their Christmas was ruined because they didn't get everything on their lists. I demand you start sending every item on their lists from now on. If you don't, I will send a machine with a wrecking ball to smash your toy factory.
Sincerely,
Ann Titledparent
It's illegal to block driveways and we have your tax information in a safe spot. Also, we sent a copy of your letter to the police because of your threat. If you want your car back, you need to come down to the impound lot and pay the fine. By the way, the fine is $200.
Sincerely,
A. U. Tocar
Manager
Dear Santa Claus,
My children sent letters to you that involved items that they wanted for Christmas. On Christmas Day, their Christmas was ruined because they didn't get everything on their lists. I demand you start sending every item on their lists from now on. If you don't, I will send a machine with a wrecking ball to smash your toy factory.
Sincerely,
Ann Titledparent
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