Dear Repentant,
No.
Sincerely,
Nota Chanceinhell
Dear Ice cream company,
Your mint chocolate chip ice cream does not have a good chip to mint ratio. I carefully counted out every chip and mint particle. This has permanently tramautised me. I demand free mint chocolate chip ice cream for life for my suffering.
Sincerely,
Igotta Brainfreeze
No.
Sincerely,
Nota Chanceinhell
Dear Ice cream company,
Your mint chocolate chip ice cream does not have a good chip to mint ratio. I carefully counted out every chip and mint particle. This has permanently tramautised me. I demand free mint chocolate chip ice cream for life for my suffering.
Sincerely,
Igotta Brainfreeze
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