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Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.
Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
sorry dear I'm off the clock, I only serve ice cream during work.
Can someone grab me my brand new sexy boots?
Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.
Sorry, I just had a brain fart, and forgot what my reply to you was going to be.
Speaking of brains, could you hand me the Brain Bleach, so I can get the image out of my mind, as to what happened to poor Irv when he dropped the soap?
Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
Sorry, no time to right now. I found this toaster wandering around, looking rather emaciated, as if it had hoofed across half the U.S. No collar and tags. Took it in and had it scanned, no chip. So, I'm gonna keep it and pop some bread into it and toast me up some tasty toast and slather it in Nut........Awwwww CRAP! All out!
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Do you have a jar of Nutella you could lend me until, I get to the store the next time?
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