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  • #46
    Sorry . . .but the dog is full from cleaning out mine earlier.

    Be a dear and help me replace this door boot on my washing machine (it's the round gray rubber ring that goes around the washtub in a front load Maytag Neptune, BTW.)
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #47
      Oops, sorry, I loaned it to the cat to go swimming with & he left it at the pool!

      Can someone dig me out of this 2 foot snowdrift please?
      Arp happens!

      Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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      • #48
        Sorry, I don't dig snowdrifts under six feet.

        Will someone build me a mountain for my train layout?
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #49
          Sorry I'm using my mountain for my Divine Comedy model.

          Hey can you pass me the red paint?
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • #50
            I can't--it's all been used.

            Bathe the virgin and bring her to me.

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is             Still A Customer."

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            • #51
              Once I'm done bathing her, she won't be a virgin anymore.

              Please sir, can I have another?
              "I've never had a heart attack, but it isn't for my son's lack of trying." - Me

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              • #52
                I work for a living, don't call me sir.

                Could you spit roast the pig please?
                Last edited by rvdammit; 01-03-2010, 06:44 PM. Reason: tpyo
                ludo ergo sum

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                • #53
                  Sorry, but I've got a chest cold so I don't think you want me to spit on the pig right now.

                  Be a dear and go to work for me tomorrow so I don't have to go out in the cold air.
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • #54
                    I can't make any promises. There are snow flurries here and I might not be able to drive by then.

                    Will you put away the Christmas decorations for me?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • #55
                      I'm sorry corporate have told us to leave them in place for next season.

                      Please shoot corporate for me?
                      ludo ergo sum

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                      • #56
                        I'm not allowed gun privileges . . . sorry.

                        Would you finish cleaning up the kitchen for me and then give me a sponge bath?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #57
                          Sorry, I'm suffering from "couldn't give a toss" syndrome, so no chance.

                          Go and get me a sandwich and a coffee, bitch.
                          People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                          My DeviantArt.

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                          • #58
                            Sorry, I can't. got locked in the loo!

                            Can someone muck out my guineapigs please? They don't bite, honestly
                            Arp happens!

                            Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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                            • #59
                              Sorry, Court order can't touch animals that are smaller then 15 pounds.

                              Can you give me a Coffee Enema?
                              Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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                              • #60
                                Sorry . . . I drank the last of the coffee this morning before work.

                                Be a dear and go fix the icemaker in the freezer. . .
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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