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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post"I think we even got the roaches."
"Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?"
"Lemmy."
***game show buzzer noise***
"... God?"
"Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy is God.""Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021
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Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View PostEraser?
"Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?"
"Lemmy."
***game show buzzer noise***
"... God?"
"Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy is God."
"Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. And we also used blanks. You're a sick m---f----, Mac. "
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The Three Musketeers
A long one here:
Man 1: Hello ma'am, my goodness what an attractive little garden you have here.
Old Lady: Why thank you young man, I just planted those flowers last week, my how they grow!
Guy 2: Yes ma'am, we're from the church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints.
OL: Oh the Mormons?
Guy 1: That's right, I'm Elder Yound and this is Elder White.
OL: Well, you 2 boys can just fuck right off!
Both guys: Ma'am?
OL: You heard me, take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up ypur righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pig fuckers.. There.
(Please note, I am in no way bashing any religion.. I just found this scene funny.)http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203
My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.
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