Make our CS town

[dalesys]

What if we have the same system as in 'The Last Continent', where all MPs are put in jail as soon as they're elected, because it saves time?

Please, no. I need a better retirement plan than the one I've got.

[Marmalady]

Vote for ME!

I'm running on a platform of: "All politicians should serve equal time in the state house and the big house."

What if we have the same system as in 'The Last Continent', where all MPs are put in jail as soon as they're elected, because it saves time?

[dalesys]

Isn't that a politicians' job?

Vote for ME!

I'm running on a platform of: "All politicians should serve equal time in the state house and the big house."

[taxguykarl]

Not sure who'd want to apply for that position but do we really have to have a village idiot?

Isn't that a politicians' job?

[XCashier]

Well... I may be a bit over-qualified, but I need a job.

"Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the old village system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern rural society..."

[Mishi]

Mishi, you better get a flamethrower to deal with the overgrowth that is bound to happen with all the metal I'll be playing.

Om nom nom, extra yummy fruit and veggies! ...wait, I get a flamethrower out of this? Well, I do kinda need it for other things.

[dalesys]

... have a village idiot?
Are you applying for the position?

Well... I may be a bit over-qualified, but I need a job.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Quoth DGoddessChardonnay
... have a village idiot?

Certainly!

Are you applying for the position?

[dragon_wings]

I posted earlier that my guitar and I could use a venue, I think the problem is now solved. Mishi, you better get a flamethrower to deal with the overgrowth that is bound to happen with all the metal I'll be playing.

That's what got me thinking about it... And I'd love to see my boyfriend's band in concert. I've only seen them in person during a practice session.

So I think the venue would specialize in metal bands but anyone's welcome.

[taurinejunkie]

I posted earlier that my guitar and I could use a venue, I think the problem is now solved. Mishi, you better get a flamethrower to deal with the overgrowth that is bound to happen with all the metal I'll be playing.

[dragon_wings]

Damn. I meant 'own and operate' not 'open and operate'.

[dalesys]

... have a village idiot?

Certainly!

[Mishi]

Oooo! Idea: I could open and operate a venue for bands, big and small.

It can be near my massive garden... thank Mythbusters for showing that metal music helps plants grow!

[Bandit]

High speed wired and wireless internet (no caps or limits) for all at cost +5%.

For tech support, there's a both an ID10T and Abusive rule - you can hang up after the first profanity and if they can't do basic troubleshooting, they are required to take a training course before they can be connected again.

OH! And if any agent says, and can prove, "You are too stupid to own a computer. Take it back to the store for your money back." will not only be not be fired, but will be on the short list for a promotion.

Any call-centre staff are actually empowered to deal with the idiots. If, when the SC threatens to take their business somewhere else, they say "Can I have your promise in writing?", they get a $50 gift card.

Me? I'd do a combination of a used book/movie store with a cyber cafe in the back.

B

[dragon_wings]

Oooo! Idea: I could open and operate a venue for bands, big and small (girlfriend to the band vocalist all the way \m/\m/ ).