Confuscious also say man who has woman on ground has piece on Earth.
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Confucius also say, man who smokes weed while using toilet is high on pot."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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Confucius say man who farts in church sits in own pew.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Baseball has it wrong. A man can't walk with four balls.
A man who fouls a ball off his crotch has two balls and one strike.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Did you hear about the Yoga instructor who married a concrete contractor?
She stays flexible for her man because he has something that's rock hard.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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