Oldie but goodie
Over in the afterlife,they'd been deciding they needed to modernize and so everything was now to be computerized.
Soon,there were arguments between the angels and the devils as to who was better on the computer,and a competition was arranged.Jesus would represent Heaven and Satan would represent Hell,with God as the judge.
The time was set and both contestants were going furiously-making graphs and bar charts,processing,documents,creating websites.It was just before the time limit that there was a sudden power cut and everything is wiped out. Minutes later,the power comes back on and the contest ends.
Satan is distraught-he has lost everything.Meanwhile Jesus has everything beautifully displayed on the screen,and Satan is furious..He demands of God,'How was he able to bring all that up,when all my work is gone?'
And God smiles and answers him....
'Jesus Saves'' :P
Over in the afterlife,they'd been deciding they needed to modernize and so everything was now to be computerized.
Soon,there were arguments between the angels and the devils as to who was better on the computer,and a competition was arranged.Jesus would represent Heaven and Satan would represent Hell,with God as the judge.
The time was set and both contestants were going furiously-making graphs and bar charts,processing,documents,creating websites.It was just before the time limit that there was a sudden power cut and everything is wiped out. Minutes later,the power comes back on and the contest ends.
Satan is distraught-he has lost everything.Meanwhile Jesus has everything beautifully displayed on the screen,and Satan is furious..He demands of God,'How was he able to bring all that up,when all my work is gone?'
And God smiles and answers him....
'Jesus Saves'' :P
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