Bob talks to his wife

[Lace Neil Singer]

Bob was going over the household budget and was complaining to his wife about her expenditure.

"You can clean the house yourself," he said. "Then we can sack the cleaner.

"You can also learn to cook, so we don't have to keep eating out.

"And while you're at it, you should look after the kids yourself, so we won't have to pay a nanny."

"And you should learn to screw," retorted his wife. "Then we can get rid of the gardener."

[MadMike]

Damn, I had an idea what this one was leading up to, and I still had to restrain myself from laughing maniacally.

[Gawdzillers]

I've got a similar one.

A farmer grabs his wife's rear and says "If this laid eggs, we wouldn't need those chickens."

He then grabbed her breasts and said "If these gave milk, we wouldn't need those cows."

His wife then grabbed his crotch and said "If this got hard, we wouldn't need those farmhands."