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A couple gets invited to a costume party. The wife wants to go, but the husband does not, and they get into an argument over it.
"We're going to this party!", the wife tells him.
"No we're not!", he says.
"Yes we are!"
"No we're not!"
"We are, and that's final!"
The husband storms out of the room, and comes back completely naked, with a rope tied around his waist, which holds a frying pan that covers his privates.
"What the hell is that?" demands the wife.
"It's my costume for the party", he answers.
"You are not wearing that to the party!"
"Oh yes I am!"
The wife storms out of the room, and comes back completely naked, except for a pair of snow boots.
"What the hell is that?" demands the husband.
"It's my costume for the party", she answers.
"You are not wearing that to the party!"
"Yeah, if you can go as Peter Pan, I can go as Puss in Boots!"
"We're going to this party!", the wife tells him.
"No we're not!", he says.
"Yes we are!"
"No we're not!"
"We are, and that's final!"
The husband storms out of the room, and comes back completely naked, with a rope tied around his waist, which holds a frying pan that covers his privates.
"What the hell is that?" demands the wife.
"It's my costume for the party", he answers.
"You are not wearing that to the party!"
"Oh yes I am!"
The wife storms out of the room, and comes back completely naked, except for a pair of snow boots.
"What the hell is that?" demands the husband.
"It's my costume for the party", she answers.
"You are not wearing that to the party!"
"Yeah, if you can go as Peter Pan, I can go as Puss in Boots!"
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