A woman comes home after Bible study to find her house being burglarized.
She yells, "Acts 2:38!"
The burglar immediately surrenders, and the lady calls the police.
When the police officer asks the burglar why he surrendered so easily, he said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
She yells, "Acts 2:38!"
Quoth Acts 2:38 (NIV)
When the police officer asks the burglar why he surrendered so easily, he said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"