A drunk guy was casually....ummmm, errrr..."Paying the water bill" into a park fountain. A police officer approached him and yelled frantically "What do you think you're doing? There's a public toilet 20 feet away from here!"
The drunk guy, amazed, yelled back "What do you think I have, a hose?"
The drunk guy, amazed, yelled back "What do you think I have, a hose?"
