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A Short Guide to Comparative Religion (adult language)
TAOISM Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "Shit happens."
CALVINISM Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
7th DAY ADVENTIST No shit on Saturdays
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM This shit happened before.
MORMONISM This shit is going to happen again.
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
MOONIES Only happy shit really happens.
STOICISM This shit is good for me.
PROTESTANTISM Let the shit happen to someone else.
CATHOLICISM Shit happens to you because you are BAD!
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama.
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to US?
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit is in your mind.
ATHEISM Sheeit.
EXISTENTIALISM What is this shit, anyway?
RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this shit, mon.
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "Shit happens."
CALVINISM Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
7th DAY ADVENTIST No shit on Saturdays
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM This shit happened before.
MORMONISM This shit is going to happen again.
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
MOONIES Only happy shit really happens.
STOICISM This shit is good for me.
PROTESTANTISM Let the shit happen to someone else.
CATHOLICISM Shit happens to you because you are BAD!
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama.
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to US?
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit is in your mind.
ATHEISM Sheeit.
EXISTENTIALISM What is this shit, anyway?
RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this shit, mon.