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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
Deadly: What's for dinner?
Dangerous: Can I help you with dinner?
Safe: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Best: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: Are you wearing that?
Dangerous: You sure look good in brown!
Safe: WOW! Look at you!
Best: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: What are you so worked up about?
Dangerous: I think we're both overreacting.
Safe: Here's my paycheck.
Best: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: Should you be eating that?
Dangerous: I got some apples because they're so good for you!
Safe: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Better: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: What did you DO all day?
Dangerous: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safe: You are SO hot in that robe!
Best: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 - Pass My Shotgun
2 - Psychotic Mood Shift
3 - Perpetual Munching Spree
4 - Puffy Mid-Section
5 - People Make me Sick
6 - Provide Me with Sweets
7 - Pardon My Sobbing
8 - Pimples May Surface
9 - Pass My Sweat pants
10 - Pissy Mood Syndrome
11 - Plainly; Men Suck
12 - Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
Probable Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.
Deadly: What's for dinner?
Dangerous: Can I help you with dinner?
Safe: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Best: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: Are you wearing that?
Dangerous: You sure look good in brown!
Safe: WOW! Look at you!
Best: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: What are you so worked up about?
Dangerous: I think we're both overreacting.
Safe: Here's my paycheck.
Best: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: Should you be eating that?
Dangerous: I got some apples because they're so good for you!
Safe: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Better: Here, have some chocolate.
Deadly: What did you DO all day?
Dangerous: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safe: You are SO hot in that robe!
Best: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 - Pass My Shotgun
2 - Psychotic Mood Shift
3 - Perpetual Munching Spree
4 - Puffy Mid-Section
5 - People Make me Sick
6 - Provide Me with Sweets
7 - Pardon My Sobbing
8 - Pimples May Surface
9 - Pass My Sweat pants
10 - Pissy Mood Syndrome
11 - Plainly; Men Suck
12 - Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
Probable Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.