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One day a guy, whose girlfriend's name was Wendy, decided to get her name tattooed on his penis. It only showed the whole name when he was erect. The rest of the time, it showed as "Wy."
One day, when he and his girlfriend are on vacation in Jamaica, he stops in to use a public rest room. One of the locals is using the urinal next to him, and the guy just happens to glance over, and see that he also has "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Oh, you're seeing a girl named Wendy too, huh?" he asks politely.
"What do mean?", asks the local, giving him a confused look.
"I had my girlfriend's name tattooed on my penis," he explains, "and when it's not hard, it just says 'Wy.' I noticed you have the same thing on yours."
"Oh, that's not what mine says. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica. Hope you enjoy your stay."
One day, when he and his girlfriend are on vacation in Jamaica, he stops in to use a public rest room. One of the locals is using the urinal next to him, and the guy just happens to glance over, and see that he also has "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Oh, you're seeing a girl named Wendy too, huh?" he asks politely.
"What do mean?", asks the local, giving him a confused look.
"I had my girlfriend's name tattooed on my penis," he explains, "and when it's not hard, it just says 'Wy.' I noticed you have the same thing on yours."
"Oh, that's not what mine says. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica. Hope you enjoy your stay."
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