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  • The Bottle of Wine

    A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

    She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

    The note read:

    "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.

    He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

    It read:

    "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
    dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."
    Shut up and jump.

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    I heard a similar one about Eddie Irvine (Formula One racing driver) a few years ago:

    A reporter asks him, "You drive for Ferrarri, you are winning the world championship, you have a super model girlfriend, you have your own yacht and private jet, what more could you want?"

    Irvine's response, "My dick could be a couple of inches shorter."
    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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