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A group of guys goes out to the woods to hunt for deer. One of the guys in the group is going on and on about how tired he is because he was up all night having sex with his beautiful, hot, and sexy girlfriend, which quickly becomes annoying to the rest of the group.
After they're walking for awhile, the guy who was doing all the bragging says he has to take a dump, and goes off somewhere in the woods. While he's gone, they see a deer, and one of the guys shoots it.
When they go to retrieve and clean the deer, they see the other guy sitting across a log with his pants down, fast asleep. So they decide to have a little fun with him. They finish cleaning the deer, and place the guts on the ground directly behind him. When they've finished, they take the deer and head back to the cabin.
A few hours later, they're having dinner, and their friend walks in the door, carrying a bloody stick.
"Where were you?" one of them asks, while everyone tries not to laugh.
"You're not going to believe this!" he answered. "When I went to take a shit, I guess I fell asleep. And when I woke up, I found out I shit my guts out!"
"Really?" another one asks, while everyone strains to hold in the laughter.
"Yeah, but with God's help and this stick, I got 'em all back in!"
After they're walking for awhile, the guy who was doing all the bragging says he has to take a dump, and goes off somewhere in the woods. While he's gone, they see a deer, and one of the guys shoots it.
When they go to retrieve and clean the deer, they see the other guy sitting across a log with his pants down, fast asleep. So they decide to have a little fun with him. They finish cleaning the deer, and place the guts on the ground directly behind him. When they've finished, they take the deer and head back to the cabin.
A few hours later, they're having dinner, and their friend walks in the door, carrying a bloody stick.
"Where were you?" one of them asks, while everyone tries not to laugh.
"You're not going to believe this!" he answered. "When I went to take a shit, I guess I fell asleep. And when I woke up, I found out I shit my guts out!"
"Really?" another one asks, while everyone strains to hold in the laughter.
"Yeah, but with God's help and this stick, I got 'em all back in!"
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