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Janet
Janet accepts a dinner invitation from her good friends Bill and MaryAnn. Halfway through dinner, Janet fells a bit of flatulence coming on. Unable to hold it, she tries as subtly as possible to let it rip. As she does, she notices Bill and MaryAnn's dog is lying beneath her chair.
"Scruffy!!", Bill yells.
"Oh, good," thinks Janet, "he thinks it's the dog." Awhile later, Janet has to pass gas again. Again, she tries to be subtle about it, but, apparantly, Bill has noticed again."
"Scruffy!! For crying out loud!", Bill yells. Janet again figures she has gotten away with it.
Later on, Janet has to pass gas yet again. This time, however, she just lets it rip, figuring that, once again, Bill will just blame the dog.
"Scruffy!!", Bill again yells, "For the love of God! Get out of there before she freakin' KILLS you!!"
"Scruffy!!", Bill yells.
"Oh, good," thinks Janet, "he thinks it's the dog." Awhile later, Janet has to pass gas again. Again, she tries to be subtle about it, but, apparantly, Bill has noticed again."
"Scruffy!! For crying out loud!", Bill yells. Janet again figures she has gotten away with it.
Later on, Janet has to pass gas yet again. This time, however, she just lets it rip, figuring that, once again, Bill will just blame the dog.
"Scruffy!!", Bill again yells, "For the love of God! Get out of there before she freakin' KILLS you!!"