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  • The personal ad

    A lonely woman, who hasn't had much luck with the dating scene, decides to put a personal ad in the paper. A few days later, her doorbell rings.

    She answers it, and sees a guy with no arms or legs, sitting in a wheelchair.

    "I'm here about your personal ad", he tells her.

    "OK..." she says awkwardly, "What makes you think you'd be a good companion for me. You don't have any arms or legs."

    Smiling slyly, he asks her, "How do you think I rang your doorbell?"
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    Heehee that one is cute

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