A lonely woman, who hasn't had much luck with the dating scene, decides to put a personal ad in the paper. A few days later, her doorbell rings.
She answers it, and sees a guy with no arms or legs, sitting in a wheelchair.
"I'm here about your personal ad", he tells her.
"OK..." she says awkwardly, "What makes you think you'd be a good companion for me. You don't have any arms or legs."
Smiling slyly, he asks her, "How do you think I rang your doorbell?"
She answers it, and sees a guy with no arms or legs, sitting in a wheelchair.
"I'm here about your personal ad", he tells her.
"OK..." she says awkwardly, "What makes you think you'd be a good companion for me. You don't have any arms or legs."
Smiling slyly, he asks her, "How do you think I rang your doorbell?"


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