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There was a farmer who had three sons and three ducks. One day, he called for his eldest son and said, "Son, I want you to take this duck and go sell it in the market."
The son took the duck to the market and sold it for 10 dollars. When he got home, the farmer asked him, "Well son? How did it go?"
The son said, "I sold the duck for 10 dollars."
Said the farmer, "Very good. Let me take you out for a beer."
The next day, the farmer called his other son and gave him a duck and the same instructions that he gave to his eldest son. The other son then went to the market and sold the duck for 10 dollars. When he got home, the farmer took him out for a beer.
The third day, the farmer called for his youngest son and gave him the last duck and the same instructions. The youngest son was on his merry way when he saw a naked woman sunbathing by the road. He approached the woman and said, "I'll give you this duck if you'd let me sleep with you." The woman agreed, and they did their thing. After they were finished, the woman said, "That was great! I'll give you the duck back if you'll sleep with me again." The farmer's son agreed, and they started doing it again. Afterwards, the farmer's son stood up and was putting his clothes on when the duck ran to the middle of the street and got hit by a car. The car immediately stopped, the owner ran out and said to the son: "Omigod I'm so sorry! I'll give you 50 dollars for that duck."
The son then took the money and went home. The farmer then asked him, "Well son, how did it go?"
"Well pops," said the farmer's son, "I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and fifty bucks for a f**ked up duck!"
*ducks the rotten tomatoes*
The son took the duck to the market and sold it for 10 dollars. When he got home, the farmer asked him, "Well son? How did it go?"
The son said, "I sold the duck for 10 dollars."
Said the farmer, "Very good. Let me take you out for a beer."
The next day, the farmer called his other son and gave him a duck and the same instructions that he gave to his eldest son. The other son then went to the market and sold the duck for 10 dollars. When he got home, the farmer took him out for a beer.
The third day, the farmer called for his youngest son and gave him the last duck and the same instructions. The youngest son was on his merry way when he saw a naked woman sunbathing by the road. He approached the woman and said, "I'll give you this duck if you'd let me sleep with you." The woman agreed, and they did their thing. After they were finished, the woman said, "That was great! I'll give you the duck back if you'll sleep with me again." The farmer's son agreed, and they started doing it again. Afterwards, the farmer's son stood up and was putting his clothes on when the duck ran to the middle of the street and got hit by a car. The car immediately stopped, the owner ran out and said to the son: "Omigod I'm so sorry! I'll give you 50 dollars for that duck."
The son then took the money and went home. The farmer then asked him, "Well son, how did it go?"
"Well pops," said the farmer's son, "I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and fifty bucks for a f**ked up duck!"
*ducks the rotten tomatoes*