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Words of famous mothers.
Colombus's mother: "I don't care what you discovered, Christopher! You could at least write me!"
Michaelangelo's mother: "Mike, why can't you paint on the walls like the other kids? Have you any idea how hard it is to clean crayons off the ceilings?"
Washington's mother: "George, if I catch you throwing coins across the Potomac again, you won't be getting anymore allowance!"
Einstein's mother: "But Alfred, this is your yearbook picture. Couldn't you at least brush your hair or something?"
Monalisa's mother: "Did you know how much your father and I spent on your braces? And that's the best smile you could give us?"
Batman's mother: "That's a nice car, Bruce. But didn't you stop to think of how much the insurance would cost?"
Superman's mother: "Clark, your father and I have discussed this and we have agreed to get you your own phone line so you wouldn't have to spend so much time in the phone booth."
And finally, Edison's mother: "Of course I'm proud of you for inventing the light bulb. Now turn it off and go to bed!"
Thank you, thank you ...
Colombus's mother: "I don't care what you discovered, Christopher! You could at least write me!"
Michaelangelo's mother: "Mike, why can't you paint on the walls like the other kids? Have you any idea how hard it is to clean crayons off the ceilings?"
Washington's mother: "George, if I catch you throwing coins across the Potomac again, you won't be getting anymore allowance!"
Einstein's mother: "But Alfred, this is your yearbook picture. Couldn't you at least brush your hair or something?"
Monalisa's mother: "Did you know how much your father and I spent on your braces? And that's the best smile you could give us?"
Batman's mother: "That's a nice car, Bruce. But didn't you stop to think of how much the insurance would cost?"
Superman's mother: "Clark, your father and I have discussed this and we have agreed to get you your own phone line so you wouldn't have to spend so much time in the phone booth."
And finally, Edison's mother: "Of course I'm proud of you for inventing the light bulb. Now turn it off and go to bed!"
Thank you, thank you ...
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