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A hill-billy and his family take their first trip to the shopping mall. One of the kids sees an elevator. "Daddy," he asked. "What is that thing?" The hill-billy looks at the elevator and admits to his son that he had no idea. Then, an old woman in a wheelchair wheels up to the elevator and pushes a button. A minute later, the door opens and the woman wheels inside. The door closes and a few minutes later, the door opens again. As the door opens, a gorgeous, young woman steps out of the elevator and goes her merry way. The hill-billy looks at his son and says, "Get your mother."