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This old man goes to the beach and tries hitting on women. But none of the women are going for him, and he keeps getting turned down.
Finally he says out loud, "What am I doing wrong?" A lifeguard walking nearby tells him, "I'll tell you what you're doing wrong. It's those baggy trunks you're wearing, they make you look older. What you need to do is buy a pair of speedos and put a small potato in them, then you'll have better luck with women."
The old guy decides to try this, and the next day he is back with the speedo and the potato. But this time, not only is he getting turned down, but everyone is looking at him with a look of total disgust on their faces. He goes up to the same lifeguard and goes, "What am I doing wrong now?"
The life guard looks at him and says, "You idiot, the potato is supposed to go in the front."
Finally he says out loud, "What am I doing wrong?" A lifeguard walking nearby tells him, "I'll tell you what you're doing wrong. It's those baggy trunks you're wearing, they make you look older. What you need to do is buy a pair of speedos and put a small potato in them, then you'll have better luck with women."
The old guy decides to try this, and the next day he is back with the speedo and the potato. But this time, not only is he getting turned down, but everyone is looking at him with a look of total disgust on their faces. He goes up to the same lifeguard and goes, "What am I doing wrong now?"
The life guard looks at him and says, "You idiot, the potato is supposed to go in the front."