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These things were actually said in court.
Q:James shot Tommy Lee?
A:Yes
Q:Then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun and shot Jmes in the fracas?
A:No sir, just above it.
Q: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
Judge: (to jury) If that be your verdict, so say you all.
Two jurors: You all.
Q: Doctor, will you take a look at those X-rays and tell us something about the injury?
A: Let's see, which side am I testifying for?
Q: What happened then?
A: He says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
A: No.
Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
D.A.: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
Q
to opposing attorney) Why don't you let her ask a question?
Witness: I thought you did.
Wpposing Attorney: I thought I did, too.
Q: Well, I don't know what it is.
Opposing Attorney: Well, the witness does, and I do.
Witness: What's your question?
Q: Trooper, whenyou stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you wear a 2-piece bathing suit now that you have a scar?
A: I don't wear a bathing suit at all now.
Q: That can be taken two ways.
Q: Do you recall examining a person by the name of Rodney Edgington at the funeral chapel?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edgington?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started at about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edgington was dead at that time, is that correct?
A: No, you dumb asshole. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
(Uncle John's Gigantic Bathroom Reader. by the Bathroom Readers' Institute. Copyright 2006 by The Bathroom Reader's Press)
Q:James shot Tommy Lee?
A:Yes
Q:Then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun and shot Jmes in the fracas?
A:No sir, just above it.
Q: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
Judge: (to jury) If that be your verdict, so say you all.
Two jurors: You all.
Q: Doctor, will you take a look at those X-rays and tell us something about the injury?
A: Let's see, which side am I testifying for?
Q: What happened then?
A: He says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
A: No.
Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
D.A.: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
Q
to opposing attorney) Why don't you let her ask a question?Witness: I thought you did.
Wpposing Attorney: I thought I did, too.
Q: Well, I don't know what it is.
Opposing Attorney: Well, the witness does, and I do.
Witness: What's your question?
Q: Trooper, whenyou stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you wear a 2-piece bathing suit now that you have a scar?
A: I don't wear a bathing suit at all now.
Q: That can be taken two ways.
Q: Do you recall examining a person by the name of Rodney Edgington at the funeral chapel?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edgington?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started at about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edgington was dead at that time, is that correct?
A: No, you dumb asshole. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
(Uncle John's Gigantic Bathroom Reader. by the Bathroom Readers' Institute. Copyright 2006 by The Bathroom Reader's Press)
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