Forgot to turn off the intercom

[mafiagodfather]

After an airliner encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth the rest of the way.

He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the captain that his microphone is open, a waggish passenger calls out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"

[Kara]

Another version of this joke:

Shortly after takoff, the pilot makes the regular announcements to the passengers. He then turns to the copilot, forgetting to turn off the intercom, and says, "I think I'm gonna go take a shit and fuck the brains out of that pretty blonde flight attendant."

Gasping that this was just broadcast to the entire plane, the flight attendant ran toward the cockpit. An old woman in coach put her hand on her shoulder as she passed and said, "Relax, honey. He's gotta take a shit first."

[mafiagodfather]

Another version of this joke:

I like that one too.

[KMMCurly]

Continuing on this line:

A pilot was introducing himself over the intercom when he suddenly screams "OH MY GOD!"
After a few terrifying moment he come back on the intercom and says: "I'm sorry about that ladies and gentlemen. The flight attendant just spilt some coffee over me. You should see the front of my pants!"

"That's nothing!" a passenger yells "you should see the back of mine!"

[Aldous]

Wasn't that joke in Good Will Hunting?

[mafiagodfather]

Wasn't that joke in Good Will Hunting?

I don't know, I got it from another joke site.

[siead_lietrathua]

the one with the coffe actually happenec. my bud was on the flight. i half expect the staff staged it though