Becareful who you brag to.

[mafiagodfather]

A young man, who was on his way to pick up his date, stopped by a drug store to buy some condoms. To cover his nervousness, he joked with the pharmacist about how he plans to "get lucky." When the young man arrived at his date's home he is again nervous, but he knocks on the door. The door opens and standing in the doorway was the pharmacist, who turned out to be his date's father.

[kerrisan]

I've heard this joke before, but continued.

The man shows up with his girlfriend to her parents' house, and after they sit down for dinner the young man offers to bless the meal. After he prays the girlfriend whispers to him, "you didn't tell me you were so religious!" To which the young man replies, "you didn't tell me your father was a pharmacist!"