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One day, while teaching math, the teacher decides to ask Little Johnny a question. She asks, "If there are five birds on a fence, and someone shoots one of them, how many will be left on the fence?"
Lil Johnny thinks about it then answers, "None, they fly away."
The teacher says, "The answer is four but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "I have a question for YOU. Three women are eating ice cream. One woman is biting her ice cream, one woman is licking her ice cream, and the other one is sucking on her ice cream. Which one is married?"
Flustered, the teacher answers, "Um, well, I guess the one sucking on the ice cream."
Lil Johnny says, "The answer is the woman with the ring on her finger but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny thinks about it then answers, "None, they fly away."
The teacher says, "The answer is four but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "I have a question for YOU. Three women are eating ice cream. One woman is biting her ice cream, one woman is licking her ice cream, and the other one is sucking on her ice cream. Which one is married?"
Flustered, the teacher answers, "Um, well, I guess the one sucking on the ice cream."
Lil Johnny says, "The answer is the woman with the ring on her finger but I like the way you think."
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