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The Smart Genie
Three men were lost in an isolated jungle, far away from civilization, when they stumbled upon a magic lamp. The rubbed the lamp, and POOF! a genie popped out in a cloud of smoke. "I will now grant you each one wish," said the genie.
The first man, who just loves to drink, said to the genie: "I want to be sealed in a cave for 10 years with the best alcoholic drinks in the world."
"Done!" said the genie and snapped his finger. POOF! the first man disappeared.
The second man, a womanizer, said to the genie: "I want to be sealed in a cave for 10 years with the most beautiful women in the world."
"Done!" said the genie and snapped his finger. POOF! the second man disappeared.
The third man, who loves fine, quality cigars, said to the genie: "I want to be sealed in a cave for 10 years with the best quality cigars in the world."
"Done!" said the genie, and snapped his finger. POOF! the second man disappeared.
10 years later, the genie came back to the jungle, and unsealed the first man's cave. The man stumbled out drunkenly, and said to the genie, "Thank you! The drinks were great! I can now die a happy man," and fell down dead at the genie's feet.
The genie went to the second man's cave and unsealed it. The second man crawled out with a happy smile on his face. "Thank you! The girls were beautiful! I can now die a happy man," and fell down dead at the genie's feet.
The genie went to the last cave and unsealed it. The third man marched out with an angry look on his face, and slapped the genie. The genie reeled back in shock and gaped at the man. "What the hell was that for? The others were all grateful for what I did, but you.. you slapped me!"
"You stupid genie!" said the third man angrily. "You forgot the lighter!"
The Smart Genie *no offense to the guys there ..*
Three men were lost in a desert when they stumbled upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie popped out. The genie said, "I will now grant you each one wish."
The first man said, "I wish I was 10 times smarter."
"Done!" said the genie, and the man began writing complicated math problems on the sand and solving them.
The second man said, "I wish I was 100 times smarter."
"Done!" said the genie, and the second man began babbling the exact solution to the world's famine problems.
The third man said, "I wish I was 1000 times smarter."
"Done!" said the genie, and the last man turned into a woman.
Three men were lost in an isolated jungle, far away from civilization, when they stumbled upon a magic lamp. The rubbed the lamp, and POOF! a genie popped out in a cloud of smoke. "I will now grant you each one wish," said the genie.
The first man, who just loves to drink, said to the genie: "I want to be sealed in a cave for 10 years with the best alcoholic drinks in the world."
"Done!" said the genie and snapped his finger. POOF! the first man disappeared.
The second man, a womanizer, said to the genie: "I want to be sealed in a cave for 10 years with the most beautiful women in the world."
"Done!" said the genie and snapped his finger. POOF! the second man disappeared.
The third man, who loves fine, quality cigars, said to the genie: "I want to be sealed in a cave for 10 years with the best quality cigars in the world."
"Done!" said the genie, and snapped his finger. POOF! the second man disappeared.
10 years later, the genie came back to the jungle, and unsealed the first man's cave. The man stumbled out drunkenly, and said to the genie, "Thank you! The drinks were great! I can now die a happy man," and fell down dead at the genie's feet.
The genie went to the second man's cave and unsealed it. The second man crawled out with a happy smile on his face. "Thank you! The girls were beautiful! I can now die a happy man," and fell down dead at the genie's feet.
The genie went to the last cave and unsealed it. The third man marched out with an angry look on his face, and slapped the genie. The genie reeled back in shock and gaped at the man. "What the hell was that for? The others were all grateful for what I did, but you.. you slapped me!"
"You stupid genie!" said the third man angrily. "You forgot the lighter!"
The Smart Genie *no offense to the guys there ..*
Three men were lost in a desert when they stumbled upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie popped out. The genie said, "I will now grant you each one wish."
The first man said, "I wish I was 10 times smarter."
"Done!" said the genie, and the man began writing complicated math problems on the sand and solving them.
The second man said, "I wish I was 100 times smarter."
"Done!" said the genie, and the second man began babbling the exact solution to the world's famine problems.
The third man said, "I wish I was 1000 times smarter."
"Done!" said the genie, and the last man turned into a woman.
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