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Here are some funny military acronyms that I've heard over the years and found on a site as I was bouncing around the web.
And before anyone jumps me about being insensitive to those with relatives over there I have 3 cousins In-country right now. Including 1 cousin who has been on the ground in afghanistan since the first day we had trops there. Grew up around military personnel of all services in my family. My best friend formerly was in the Navy and was aboard one of the ships in the gulf. Another friend is a combat medic in the wonderful city of Fallujah last I heard and another friend and his wife both are in saudi arabia doing support stuff for the Iraq occupation. I may not agree with the politics of the situation but I have nothign but respect for the volunteer military that we have.
That having been said I cannot say some of the jokes I have heard as this is a G rated site, but the military themselves have an excellent sense of humor.
MARINES
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential SIR!
My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
US ARMY
U Soldiers Aren't Ready for the Marines Yet.
Uncle Sam Aint Released Me Yet
Aint really marines yet
Spelled Backwards it is:
Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up.
NAVY
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
US Coast Guard
USCG, Uncle Sam's Confused Group
Under Staffed, Can't Go
General stuff
BOHICA: Bend Over Here it Comes Again...This one could be used in many workplaces though..
And before anyone jumps me about being insensitive to those with relatives over there I have 3 cousins In-country right now. Including 1 cousin who has been on the ground in afghanistan since the first day we had trops there. Grew up around military personnel of all services in my family. My best friend formerly was in the Navy and was aboard one of the ships in the gulf. Another friend is a combat medic in the wonderful city of Fallujah last I heard and another friend and his wife both are in saudi arabia doing support stuff for the Iraq occupation. I may not agree with the politics of the situation but I have nothign but respect for the volunteer military that we have.
That having been said I cannot say some of the jokes I have heard as this is a G rated site, but the military themselves have an excellent sense of humor.
MARINES
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential SIR!
My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
US ARMY
U Soldiers Aren't Ready for the Marines Yet.
Uncle Sam Aint Released Me Yet
Aint really marines yet
Spelled Backwards it is:
Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up.
NAVY
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
US Coast Guard
USCG, Uncle Sam's Confused Group
Under Staffed, Can't Go
General stuff
BOHICA: Bend Over Here it Comes Again...This one could be used in many workplaces though..