Here's Crazylegs!
Time is relative, depends on shift I'm on (you thought i was going to say something deep, nope sorry!)
1) Stumble out of bed
2) Put on dressing gown (its not a pleasant sight ladies)
3) Into bathroom, shave, realise I've missed a huge chunk, shave again
4) Brush teeth for exactly two minutes (electric toothbrush has timer)
5) Turn on shower
5) Step in, get scolded/frozen depending on who was last in
6) Slide shower head up rail to highest setting
6) Wash, Rinse Repeat
7) Turn off shower
8) Drip dry until steam in bathroom is heading towards extractor fan
9) Open door to shower, exit then close door bar one inch (it removes the steam better that way)
10) Dry off, notice big patch of stubble again
11) Shave (again)
12) Put dressing gown back on go upstairs and get dressed
13) Maybe have breakfast, more likely to polish work boots
14 Leave house an hour after getting up.
Time is relative, depends on shift I'm on (you thought i was going to say something deep, nope sorry!)
1) Stumble out of bed
2) Put on dressing gown (its not a pleasant sight ladies)
3) Into bathroom, shave, realise I've missed a huge chunk, shave again
4) Brush teeth for exactly two minutes (electric toothbrush has timer)
5) Turn on shower
5) Step in, get scolded/frozen depending on who was last in
6) Slide shower head up rail to highest setting
6) Wash, Rinse Repeat
7) Turn off shower
8) Drip dry until steam in bathroom is heading towards extractor fan
9) Open door to shower, exit then close door bar one inch (it removes the steam better that way)
10) Dry off, notice big patch of stubble again
11) Shave (again)
12) Put dressing gown back on go upstairs and get dressed
13) Maybe have breakfast, more likely to polish work boots
14 Leave house an hour after getting up.
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